Number of people staying in Room 2021: 7.
Number of people Room 2021 was designed for: 4.
Memories, as scrawled in Lonk's notebook:
Assault w/banana
Billy Mays + jizz = epic win
Cosplay nurse in undies and forgetting she's in undies
Farting in Nole's face
Martin "Douchemuffin" Luther
Running over Sephy, kicking dead Vulpix
"David Bowie is a three-pairs-of-socks kind of guy"
At the Momoi Halko concert:
Between songs, Momoi Halko began to announce to the audience, holding her skirt, "This dress is made of Taiwanese--"
"PEOPLE!" Whale's friend interrupted. "IT'S MADE OF TAIWANESE PEOPLE!!"
Beverage of Choice for the Shiawase no Shika & Co.:
Powdered lemonade, made with tap water. The further into the weekend and the less the sanity, the higher the proportion of powder. Eventually you stop needing the water and just enjoy the powder straight.
Beverage of Choice for Nole:
Water made of melting ice from our giant cooler that has bits of lettuce, cheese, ham, and turkey from improperly sealed food containers plus detritus from two years of sitting in Starlet's backyard floating in it. Not recommended for human consumption. Even on a dare. Seriously. You'll regret it.
BEST GAME EVER:
1000 Blank White Cards. More about this later.
More Awkward Quotes! (And it's not just Nole anymore!)
- "I'm hot-gluing it to my chest--it's better!"
- "Microwaves are like personal vibrators for every atom."
- "Up your butt, up your butt! ...Good job."
- "Hold my meat."
- "I can do it! Spread your legs!"
- "Bend over! I want to see if it actually stays."
