APPLE IS GOOD: We Attempt to Make Ramen

Ladies and gentlemen, you might have to call us Choppè Ginger from now on.

Also Whale and Lonk pee themselves in this one (not really). And Nole finds her destiny as the daughter of the Kool-Aid Man.



The Recipe, as seen in the film:
2 noodles
1 clove chopped garlic
1 tsp finely choppe ginger
2 cup soup
1 cup dashi
1 Tbsp sake
1 tsp sult
1 tsp sugar
3 Tbsp soy
APPLE IS GOOD

Oil and garlic and ginger first, then soup, yay.

The Best Game of Clue Ever

One warm summer night last year, Nole and Starlet called Lonk with two simple questions:

1. "Do you want to hang out?"
2. "Do you have Clue?"

Lonk answered "Yes" to both, but she wasn't expecting a night so epic as the one we ended up having.

The board stands ready. The suspects are a combination of those good ol' Phoenix Wright figurines from so long ago, and some bootleg Pokémon figurines found at a garage sale years ago. The weapons consist of the few still in the box and some crap found under Lonk's coffee table.

We still haven't been able to figure out what Brock's holding.

Or why one of his (open!) eyes seems to be melting off his face.

Edgeworth will always be baddonkey.

Hi-Chew candy was one of the murder weapons. In the dining room, appropriately.

Alien!James hitchhikes off at the speed of light!

Unfortuantely, Godot's outstretched hand makes him somewhat of a sketchball.

And somehow we found out it was Franziska von Karma in the Lounge with the Candlestick.

PART II: THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE STRIKES BACK

That's right, a week later, we did it again!

The board is ready again, with new and improved weapons like a Seaking and a toothpick.

And a friggin' T-Rex!

Perhaps someone will be taken in for... assault and battery? Ohoho!

Well, Victim!Maya Fey liked the joke.

Ash and Brock debate who's gonna tell Dad they drove the car right through the side of the house into the Hall.

Edgeworth decides to take a ride on the T-Rex. So baddonkey.

Unfortunately, the evening turns sour. But Edgeworth takes it like a boss.

And manages to figure out that it was Godot in the Lounge with the Seaking.

Yay!

Coming Attractions!

Hello, Internet. Look at other blogs. Now back to us. Now back to other blogs. Now back to us. Sadly, unlike a lot of blogs, we haven't updated in like FRIGGIN FOREVER, but all that's about to change. Coming soon!

• The photographic wonders of The Best Game of Clue Ever (August 16, 2009)
• The highly-anticipated cooking adventure APPLE IS GOOD (August 30, 2009)
• The only Twilight parody to feature Angelic Rick Astley (April 4, 2010)
• The one picture that will explain FanimeCon 2010 (May 31, 2010)
• The exciting cooking-related sequel to APPLE IS GOOD, Dango After Dark (August 10, 2010)

That's right, an entire year's backlog of updates waiting in the wings. In other news: Lonk's a lazy bum.