Unintentionally Awkward Out-of-Context Nole Quotes, vol. 1

We love our Nole. She's crazy and creative and quite a seamstress. She also says the darnedest things. We present to you now Unintentionally Awkward Out-of-Context Nole Quotes, featuring things she said at that anime convention in May and when we all went swimming last month. Trust us, each one has its own explanation that's really not as bad as it sounds.

• "I know you have modesty issues in bed."
• "Did you French her yet?"
• "I'd hot glue that to my a#$."
• "F#%$ my body."
• "I've banged Lappy like five times, poor thing."
• "Wanna see my crack?"
• "I like to stick my thumb in it... it's like, 'Woo, a butt massage!'"
• "Sorry, my butt's leaking."